Join Me In Madness
Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

scriptscribbles:

Let us sing the songs of our people.

anordinaryasian:

Are the Sprouse brothers even real

anordinaryasian:

Are the Sprouse brothers even real

nonabones:

genderfluidsirius:

no but kids from pureblood families going through embarrassing weaboo phases except they become obsessed with muggle pop culture

5th years carrying around pink razr phones from 2004 and awkwardly inserting “text speak” into daily conversations

11 year olds carrying plush carebears backpacks into transfiguration

everyone of them using outdated muggle slang incorrectly, making all of the muggleborns wince in pain

that is so fucking cute and hilarious

ronnano:

i’m going to be 80 and still like hetalia

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

guy:

don’t u hate when u leave the house confident and looking good but u don’t see anyone hot the whole day like what a waste

wonder-mechanic:

Oh, I think I’ll go look back at my old favorites on youtube because I want to see that one old video that I really use to lov—

image

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image